1 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:06,507 Daily Planet News with Lois Lane. 2 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:11,136 Today's top story: justice by sea. 3 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:16,767 Looks like Black Manta is the catch of the day. 4 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:19,478 Justice by land. 5 00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:23,357 Oh. This Penguin is going to need an ice pack. 6 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,568 - Ha-ha. -Aah! 7 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:29,947 Justice in space. 8 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:36,328 I bet Sinestro is now aware of the gravity of his situation. 9 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:40,791 I hope supervillains have health insurance because it looks like they're gonna need it. 10 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:45,212 Since the Justice League's formation months ago, they have yet to lose a battle. 11 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:48,090 From now on, if you wanna see any supervillain footage... 12 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:52,219 you'll have to watch The World's Most Ridiculous and Embarrassing Videos. 13 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:53,845 Back to the actual news. 14 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:57,015 The Army's prototype nuketron reactor began operating today. 15 00:00:57,182 --> 00:01:00,602 This experimental power plant will generate more energy than the combined-- 16 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:02,187 Enough of that. 17 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:06,108 Despite her bad grammar and terrible reporting... 18 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:08,902 ...the intrepid Lois Lane is correct. 19 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,989 The Justice League is putting us out of business. 20 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:16,076 You paint a picture as black as the bottom of the Mariana Trench, Luthor. 21 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:18,370 Surely things can't be that bad. 22 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:21,248 No, Manta, Luthor is right. 23 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:26,461 Our glass is half empty and the full half is full of failure. 24 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:31,717 In the past, each of us fighting a lone hero had some chance of winning. 25 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:34,678 But now, against all of them? 26 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:37,139 I say to you... 27 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:40,601 ...that if the supercriminals of the world want to survive... 28 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:45,689 ...we too must band together and form, not a league of justice... 29 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:47,190 ...but a legion. 30 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:50,027 A Legion of Doom. 31 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,670 Ah, sheesh. 32 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:10,047 They went for it. 33 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:13,717 Everything is going according to my plan. 34 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:17,220 Your plan, Luthor? 35 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:24,061 I'm allowing your participation in my plan because it serves my purpose. 36 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:25,854 Summon them. 37 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:29,441 Summon the world's vilest villains here... 38 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:33,236 ...to this, this Hall of Doom... 39 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:38,659 ...to begin my conquest of the Earth. 40 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:30,252 And so the Justice League falls to Darkseid. 41 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,130 Booyah! 42 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:40,804 Surrender now, Dork-sew. 43 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:45,308 You are no match for my power, child. 44 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,601 Heads up. 45 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:53,483 In your face. 46 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:09,958 World's best cyborg! Ow! 47 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,462 I put the boogie in the berg 48 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,088 The Cyborg 49 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:18,049 You saved my life, Cyborg. 50 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:20,302 - Batman's life. -Mm-hm. 51 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:23,013 -Impressive. We should hang out more. -Whoo! 52 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:26,057 Sure, Batman. That would be great. 53 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:28,477 I've got a pool table back at the Batcave and-- 54 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,604 Wait, what? Pools? Pools sound great. 55 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:34,566 I'd just totally love to play pool with-- Uh, huh? 56 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:37,944 Oh, dang, it was a dream? 57 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,948 Oh, no, no, no. I overslept. 58 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,241 I'm gonna be late. 59 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,160 I'm gonna be late for the meeting. 60 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:46,578 Again. 61 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,624 Stupid cord. 62 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:58,131 You're late, Cyborg. 63 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,133 Uh, hi, everybody. 64 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,804 Vic, don't you have like an atomic clock built into you? 65 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,139 Sorry about-- Heh-heh. I ju-- 66 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:10,352 I was up late working on a secret project, which-- 67 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:13,313 Think nothing of it, young Cyborg. We started without you. 68 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,942 After waiting a million years, which feels like 5 million years to me. 69 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:20,487 - The downside of super-speed. -Relax, Flash. Have a doughnut. 70 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,489 Oh, boy. 71 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,074 Hey, wait a minute. 72 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,618 There's only one. Mom raised me to have manners. 73 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:29,246 That doughnut should go to you, Wonder Woman. 74 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:31,331 Well, that's very chivalrous, Flash, but-- 75 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:34,876 Pfft. Him? Chivalrous? Are you kidding? 76 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,837 Offering you a doughnut? 77 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:40,423 - Whoa! -A princess should have a throne. 78 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:44,427 Hal, I'm Wonder Woman, I certainly don't require special-- 79 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,721 There. Delicacies from around the world. 80 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,723 Food fit for the palate of a princess. 81 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,770 Okay, sit down, both of you. 82 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:55,689 Sit. 83 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:01,319 As you know, it's election day. 84 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:04,406 We'll be voting for a new hero to lead the Justice League. 85 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:08,076 Please, everyone, vote with your heart. 86 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:11,538 I beg to differ, Man of Steel. 87 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:14,666 Vote for the candidate who makes hard decisions... 88 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:17,294 ...based on cold data and infallible instincts. 89 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,798 Now, I suggest we take that vote. 90 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:24,759 - I vote for Wonder Woman. -I'm not even running. 91 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,137 She's a write-in and I'm voting for her. Twice. 92 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:32,934 My vote goes to Superman, who is actually running. 93 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:38,690 My vote goes to the Dark Knight. 94 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,942 - No offense, Superman. -Oh, none taken. 95 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:43,737 Hmm. Looks like a tie... 96 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:48,158 ...since Superman and I undoubtedly voted for ourselves. 97 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:50,619 That never even occurred to me. 98 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,078 I voted for you. 99 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:57,500 And the winner is Batman. 100 00:06:57,667 --> 00:07:00,086 All right, Dark Knight. Up high. 101 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,963 Congratulations, Batman. 102 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:05,467 The people have spoken and my absolute faith in the system assures me... 103 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:07,385 ...that you are clearly the correct leader. 104 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:12,766 The trouble alert. 105 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,226 A robbery at Metropolis First National Bank. 106 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:19,230 - What's the word, chief? -The word, Flash, is "go." 107 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:34,412 Freeze! 108 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,122 Hold it right there, Joker. 109 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,792 I'm not the Joker. I'm the Trickster. 110 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,085 Totally different. 111 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,754 Would the Joker attack with a can of snakes? 112 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:45,298 - Yeah. Yeah. He probably would. -Sounds like him. 113 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:48,385 - Whoa! - Aah! 114 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:52,514 - Huh? -Hey, the Joker just blew up our car. 115 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,683 No. That's not even a joke. 116 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:58,812 It's a trick. Like trick shoes. The Joker doesn't have trick shoes. 117 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,272 I'm the Trickster. The Trickster. 118 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:09,197 - Ah! -Ah. Our old friend, the Trickster. 119 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:11,825 Finally. He gets me. 120 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:15,161 I know he isn't really our friend. I was being ironic. 121 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:19,124 And now for my next trick: a disappearing act. 122 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:26,381 I'm not a fan of this guy's tricks. 123 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:28,174 There. 124 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:31,720 Justice League, split up and find him. 125 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:36,516 And watch out for his corny tricks. 126 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,852 No escape for you now, Trickster. 127 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,520 I got this, Flash. 128 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:43,023 No, I got this. 129 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:51,823 The oldest trick in the book. 130 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:55,827 Wait till Wonder Woman hears that you fell for a banana. Unh! 131 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,622 No sign of him. 132 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:04,502 You can't hide from my x-ray vision, Trickster. 133 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,172 I found him. 134 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,215 End of the line for you, Trickster. 135 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,177 Huh? 136 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:24,773 We'll flush you out of this sewer soon enough, Trickster. 137 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:27,734 My sensors are picking up movement in this tunnel. 138 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,403 There's something down there. 139 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,868 Whoa! 140 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:41,664 Looks like a job for my Bat-dental floss. 141 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:50,006 You've gimmicked your last gimmick, Trickster. 142 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:52,342 Your gags are a drag. 143 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,803 You're bag of tricks just ran out. 144 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:57,013 Your tricks just treated you to a trip... 145 00:09:57,180 --> 00:10:00,308 Right to Blackgate Prison. 146 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:03,353 Another win for the Justice League. High five. 147 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,480 - Five what? -Ugh. 148 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,232 Come quietly, Trickster. 149 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:09,859 You either let me go... 150 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:14,280 ...or we're gonna have a smelly situation on our hands. 151 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,740 I got this. 152 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,575 Ooh! 153 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:20,662 - And now to dispose of it. -Cyborg, wait. 154 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,914 Huh? 155 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,253 Uh-oh. 156 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:32,173 I did it. Booyah! 157 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,844 Ew! What's that smell? 158 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:39,389 - Oh, that's nasty. - Oh, that's bad. 159 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,850 What is that? 160 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:46,396 Looks like Cyborg's about to get a Bat lecture. 161 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:49,065 Glad I'm not in his shoes. 162 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,614 I was trying to tell you, Cyborg. 163 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,950 That was a stink bomb. 164 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,244 Now this whole section of the city stinks. 165 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:04,164 Not to mention you guys. Phew. 166 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,125 Heh-heh. Looks like I got the last laugh, Justice League. 167 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,753 Ew. 168 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,548 Uh, Oops? 169 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,388 Welcome to the Legion of Doom. 170 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:23,141 Obstacle Course of Doom. 171 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:28,354 Defeating the Justice League is no small matter so our legion must be comprised... 172 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,274 ...of only the most skilled of scoundrels. 173 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:35,445 Your task: survive the course, crush your competition... 174 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,655 ...validate your villainy for the legion. 175 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,158 There are no rules! 176 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:42,368 What? Wait a minute. 177 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:46,289 Okay, there is one rule. Club members have to be able to attend... 178 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,250 ...meetings and social events inside our headquarters... 179 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,754 ...and I see someone here who won't even fit through the door. 180 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,714 Sorry, Giganta. 181 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,592 - Rules are rules. -Ah! 182 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:09,187 All right, now without further ado, I'd like to get things started. 183 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:12,565 And they're off. 184 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:16,486 This first section should put a little spring in their step. 185 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,322 And a little fall. Ha-ha-ha. 186 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,698 Here comes Cheetah. 187 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,746 Looks like cats don't always land on their feet after all. 188 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:34,504 Gorilla Grodd swings past the Robe-gators. 189 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:38,216 But this next section is going to drive him bananas. 190 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:48,393 Ooh. Man-Bat swatted like a man-gnat. Ha-ha-ha. Man-gnat. 191 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,561 We're coming up to the Deadly Doughnuts. 192 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:52,188 And Cheetah gets dunked. 193 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:55,149 Joker's right on time to catch the bus. 194 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,653 Ha-ha-ha. This course is a monster... 195 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:01,698 ...and it looks like it just got the best of Penguin. 196 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,054 That was priceless. 197 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,473 Too good. Too good. 198 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,142 This contest is over. 199 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:33,813 Wait a minute. There's one competitor missing. 200 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,116 Uh, who is this guy again? 201 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:48,536 Deathstroke the Terminator. 202 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,825 - Most impressive. -Maybe he should be the leader. 203 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,035 Thank you. 204 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:30,870 Huh? 205 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,171 We made it. 206 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,632 Unfortunately, we only have six parking spots... 207 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,300 ...so goodbye. 208 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,643 Congratulations. You're in. 209 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,396 And welcome to all our new members. 210 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,398 Keep your kudos, Lex. 211 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,942 What we want is crime. 212 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:04,028 And so you shall have it, Cheetah. 213 00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:10,493 This is a covert government facility known as Area 52. 214 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:13,162 Don't you mean Area 51? 215 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:16,499 The old Area 51 was shut down. 216 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:19,919 This is the new 52. 217 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,046 It is a top secret government base... 218 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:27,510 ...full of advanced experimental weaponry and confiscated alien technology. 219 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:31,597 They don't want any of it falling into the wrong hands. 220 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:36,144 And by the wrong hands, heh-heh they mean our hands. 221 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,439 Quite so. 222 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:43,901 Legion of Doom, prepare for evil. 223 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,611 Yeah. 224 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,035 Aah! Ooh! 225 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,081 Have Cyborg's functions terminated? 226 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,500 No, (By-bot, I'm not dead. 227 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:03,337 I was working on some new upgrades for the hall, but I'm a little distracted. 228 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,256 What is Cyborg's malfunction? 229 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,717 Well, I kind of made a big, stinky mess today. 230 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,261 I'm not sure the others want me around right now. 231 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:13,389 Cyborg designed Cy-bot to clean and perform chores. 232 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:16,267 Cy-bot will clean Cyborg's big, stinky mess. 233 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,482 You're right, Cy-bot. 234 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,151 I need to clean up my own messes. 235 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,569 Help. 236 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,408 Hey, guys, I just wanted to apolog-- Wha-- 237 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,536 Whoa. 238 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,371 You guys got new outfits! 239 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:41,501 Superman, you're wearing your underwear on the inside? 240 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,169 Nice choice. 241 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:47,089 And, Batman, shiny new armor for the Dark Knight. 242 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:51,093 Wonder Woman, patriotic as always, but more understated. 243 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:55,515 Flash and Hal, well... You haven't changed a bit. 244 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,683 My costume is an indestructible construct. 245 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,352 And why mess with perfection? 246 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,728 Am I right, princess? 247 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:04,941 Pfft. You'd better be indestructible with that jewelry slowing you down. 248 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:08,444 You can't beat a costume that screams "fastest man alive." 249 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:11,822 So why don't you brush off, faster than any man alive? 250 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,866 - What the--? Hey. -Heh. 251 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,953 Whoa, whoa, I don't understand. What's going on here? 252 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:21,249 Our former costumes were ruined with a permanent stench. 253 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,252 It compromised our effectiveness as crime-fighters. 254 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:28,506 Right, because it's my fault your old ones got all stinky. 255 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,258 Nonsense. 256 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,884 We all needed a change. 257 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,554 Why don't we come up with something new for you too? 258 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,847 - We can't, Wonder Woman. -Why? 259 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,642 Cyborg doesn't wear clothes. 260 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,858 - The trouble alert. - Justice League, this is General Lane... 261 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:52,029 ...commanding officer of Area 52, a top secret government installation. 262 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:55,157 We are under attack from person or persons unknown. 263 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,244 But it's probably alien. 264 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,789 You say that like it's a bad thing, general. 265 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,875 Just get over here and take a-- 266 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:08,212 Let's go. I can feel myself growing older just standing here. 267 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,089 Not so fast, Flash. 268 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,924 Batman is the duly-elected leader. 269 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,093 This is his call. 270 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:18,139 Prepare the Javelin for launch. 271 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:26,480 Look alive, team, we've entered Area 52 airspace. 272 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:31,360 Ooh. A top secret government compound loaded with top secret technology... 273 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:33,571 ...and located in a top secret location. 274 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,573 How'd you even know where to find it? 275 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,199 -Il'm-- -Batman. 276 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,076 Right? Gotcha. 277 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,049 Hmm. 278 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,727 It's quiet. 279 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,896 Too quiet. 280 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,857 Except for the theremin music. 281 00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:12,652 Cyborg, would please stop it? 282 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:17,114 Sorry, I was just having a little bit 0-- Truck! 283 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,374 Welcome to your defeat, Justice League. 284 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:31,629 Defeat at the hands of the Legion of Doom. 285 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,048 Copyright and trademark. 286 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,258 Ah! Legion of Doom? 287 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,928 - Petrified Pandora. -Villains working together? 288 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,764 - I did not see that coming. -I did. 289 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,350 Destroy them. 290 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,481 Justice League, move out. 291 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,483 You heard our captain. Let's move. 292 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:56,570 Superman, your league is no match... 293 00:19:56,737 --> 00:20:02,660 ...for the Legion of Doom! 294 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:07,039 You should've joined the Legion of Bad Marksmanship. 295 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,128 The Legion of Doom will have your heads. 296 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,466 Tails. You lose. 297 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:29,520 Hold still, you fidgety flibbertigibbet. 298 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,441 Flibbertigibbet? What's a flibbertigibbet? 299 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,650 Ooh! 300 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,154 Oh, no. 301 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:45,202 It's no use trying to hide from me, Grodd. 302 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,372 Who's hiding? 303 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:51,834 I'm just getting a feel for my new ride. 304 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,212 Hey, I felt that. 305 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,972 School's in session, youngster. 306 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,683 Well, here's my homework. 307 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,018 Ooh! 308 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,692 Class dismissed. 309 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,944 Hey, Sinestro. 310 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,863 Here comes your worst nightmare. 311 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:25,576 My worst nightmare involves public speaking in my underwear. 312 00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:29,205 You're not even close. 313 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,501 All aboard the Haymaker Express. 314 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,299 Ha-ha. Ticket punched. 315 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,219 Take this, you parasitic pinball. 316 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:45,429 Missed me. Nice try. 317 00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:47,181 Better luck next time. 318 00:21:54,063 --> 00:21:57,483 Full tilt, loser. 319 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:03,948 Now to finish off the half-man. 320 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:10,496 So, Robot Man, is that all you can do? 321 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,541 Sit there while the real men do the work? 322 00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:22,091 Stupid elevator. 323 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,844 Come on. Open. Open. 324 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:28,722 Impossible. I have this thing turned up to 11. 325 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:34,311 Forget your worthless Earth technology, Luthor. 326 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,231 Enter this boom tube. 327 00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:42,361 It is an inter-dimensional gateway controlled by this Father Box. 328 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:46,073 Yet another gift of Darkseid. 329 00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:51,787 Why didn't you just boom tube us here from the Hall of Doom? 330 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:55,916 It is not my will that your legion knows of me, yet. 331 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,794 Come. You are wasting time. 332 00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:01,463 Could've saved a lot of time if we hadn't flown here. 333 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:04,008 It was a three-hour flight from Slaughter Swamp... 334 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:07,177 ...and Manta's ship smells like a wharf. 335 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:16,353 Impressive technology. With these tubes, I could take over the-- 336 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:21,942 You will take over this pitiful world with the tools I give you. 337 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:25,863 I am happy to accept your aid. For now. 338 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,531 What was that? 339 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:31,535 Oh, I said I like to put Band-Aids on cows. 340 00:23:31,702 --> 00:23:34,371 Sub level 13. Hardware. Underwear. 341 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,332 Forbidden alien technology. 342 00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:39,251 Hold it right there, you alien weirdo. 343 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,796 I knew it. Aliens trying to take over the planet. 344 00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:46,926 Well, sorry, pal, not on General Sam Lane's watch. 345 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,345 How quaint. 346 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:54,850 Correction. Hardware. Underwear. 347 00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:57,186 Unconscious paranoid generals. 348 00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,480 The cylinder is right over there. 349 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,482 Go. 350 00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:08,322 Incredible. 351 00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:13,494 Unh. Did somebody get the license number? 352 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:18,374 Oh, is your space jewelry not cutting it, Hal? 353 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,960 Here, let me show you how to get your hands dirty. 354 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,130 Huh? Huh? 355 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,632 Oh, no! 356 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,051 There. That ought to take the chill out-- 357 00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:36,600 You two are about to become the brave and the cold. 358 00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:40,813 This jobs calls for something dull and blunt. 359 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,564 Hey)'- 360 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,483 Ha-ha-ha. Huh? 361 00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:58,914 Are Batarangs all you've got, Batman? 362 00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:03,127 You should know, Black Manta, that I'm trained in the secret skills of martial arts. 363 00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:08,757 Your lasers and armor are no match for the ancient vibrating palm technique. 364 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,342 Surrender now. 365 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,678 Here's your answer, fool. 366 00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:41,123 Oh, no, my battery. 367 00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:49,923 Cat. 368 00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:54,762 You frustrating feline, I can't see! 369 00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:13,822 Legion of Doom, mission accomplished. 370 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:17,201 Let us make our victorious retreat. 371 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:19,870 What's Lex got there? 372 00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,789 Nothing good. 373 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:26,293 Oh, no, you don't. 374 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:32,132 Back for another lesson, Robot Boy? 375 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,802 Here's a pop quiz. 376 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,022 You failed. 377 00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:53,862 Once again, it's up to me to clean up after lesser people's messes. 378 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,044 They're getting away. 379 00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:12,005 Nobody steals government property while I'm around. 380 00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:26,145 Superman, you okay? 381 00:27:26,937 --> 00:27:29,481 Those afterburners really pack a punch. 382 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,151 Villains working together? 383 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:34,486 It was only a matter of time. 384 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:37,489 Ah, but we kicked their butts. 385 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,825 Up high. 386 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:43,704 We gotta work on that. 387 00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:45,581 You let them get away. 388 00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:48,333 Don't get your Army-issued undies in a bunch, admiral. 389 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:52,963 The only thing they got was a giant can of soda or something. 390 00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:55,048 It was an alien. 391 00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:57,259 A dangerous monster from space. 392 00:27:57,426 --> 00:28:02,139 And you let it slip through your fingers because of your incompetence. 393 00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:04,600 If it was incompetence. 394 00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:08,312 How do I know all you aliens aren't in cahoots? 395 00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:10,480 Hey, Superman isn't an alien. 396 00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:13,317 He's a-- Oh, yeah, I guess he kind of is. 397 00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:14,860 Wait a minute, Flash. 398 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:19,031 The real question is, why are you incarcerating aliens? 399 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,075 Ugh. Well... 400 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,953 I'm not the one being questioned here, Superman. 401 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:29,499 Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got government property to locate. 402 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:34,296 Surely our government isn't arresting extraterrestrials. 403 00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:36,340 Based on my analysis of his behavior... 404 00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:39,843 ...more likely that General Lane is greatly exceeding his authority. 405 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:43,847 Why the long face, Cyborg? 406 00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:47,601 You held your own against a formidable opponent. Good job. 407 00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:49,770 Good job? They got away. 408 00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:52,314 If it wasn't for me, we could have stopped them. 409 00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:55,359 You're still the youngest and greenest member of this team. 410 00:28:55,525 --> 00:28:56,777 Cut yourself some slack. 411 00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:59,529 Yeah, don't be so hard on yourself, kid. You did fine. 412 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:03,033 Look, this is the first time we've met a completely superpowered team. 413 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,536 It was a total surprise. There were bound to be some growing pains. 414 00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:11,959 The question is, what happens next time we meet? 415 00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:20,884 Stupid vibrating palm. 416 00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:23,679 Stuck with a Legion of Losers. 417 00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:25,430 Yeah, none of you had my back. 418 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:26,765 I was all alone. 419 00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:29,268 Better alone than stuck in a saucer with Grodd. 420 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:32,354 That was a humiliating defeat. 421 00:29:32,521 --> 00:29:34,856 - Excellent work, everyone. - Huh? 422 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:38,819 Are you nuts, Lex? We were lucky to make it out of there in one piece. 423 00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:41,488 Yeah, you said we'd destroy the Justice League. 424 00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:44,408 Your estimate of our effectiveness as a team... 425 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:46,159 ...left much to be desired, Luthor. 426 00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:49,955 Listen to you all. 427 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:54,751 You're disappointed that you didn't beat the Justice League in a fair fight? 428 00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:59,631 What part of supervillain do you not comprehend? 429 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,676 My Korugarian friend is correct. 430 00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:07,222 The whole point of our raid on Area 52 was to give us a secret weapon... 431 00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:09,558 ...to tip the scales in our favor. 432 00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:12,102 A game-changer. 433 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:15,981 Here it is. 434 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,566 Hmm? 435 00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:26,158 Calm yourself, friend. You're safe now. 436 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,869 I, Lex Luthor, release you. 437 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:40,672 Yipe! 438 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,134 You saw how my band of freedom fighters battled to rescue you... 439 00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:46,928 ...from the clutches of the dastardly Justice League... 440 00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:50,891 ...the horrible oppressors of our world. 441 00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:53,101 We're all on your side. 442 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:55,812 It's true. Don't be afraid. 443 00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:59,274 We rebels in the Legion of Doom freed you. 444 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:05,489 Tell them your name. 445 00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:09,701 ♪ 0... J'onn J'onzz. 446 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:14,915 I am J'onn J'onzz of the planet you call Mars. 447 00:31:15,082 --> 00:31:17,584 Thank you for freeing me. 448 00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:22,172 Swell. How is this little space lizard supposed to help us, Luthor, huh? 449 00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:27,135 Show them what you can do, my friend. 450 00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:45,987 Fantastic. 451 00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:51,118 Now, will you join our righteous revolution against the tyranny of the Justice League? 452 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:56,456 But your name, Legion of Doom... 453 00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:59,960 As in doom for the Justice League. 454 00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:03,505 A name to strike fear into their wicked hearts. 455 00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:06,883 - Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it meant. -You are correct. Yes. 456 00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:11,596 Those who held me captive should be punished. 457 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:16,268 - Outstanding. -All right! 458 00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:31,491 Observation: Cyborg is spending less time with the Justice League... 459 00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:34,578 ...and more time performing upgrades to the Hall of Justice. 460 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,455 Query: Why? 461 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,212 It's no use. 462 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:48,550 Not even my hobby can clear my mind. I need some advice. 463 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:52,971 - Help. -I've wanted to be a hero my whole life... 464 00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,807 ...and being on the Justice League is a dream come true. 465 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,809 It's just-- I feel like I'm not-- 466 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:01,021 You feel. That's the problem. 467 00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:04,858 You need to stuff your emotions deep down inside. 468 00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:06,526 Feel nothing. 469 00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:11,907 Only plot, plan and react to a world full of cowardly, superstitious criminals. 470 00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:13,492 It's the healthy thing to do. 471 00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:19,748 - But I feel like I'm just not up to speed. - Having me throws off the average. 472 00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:21,166 If you wanna up your game... 473 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:23,877 ...get hit by lightning when surrounded by chemicals and-- 474 00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:26,796 You make it seem so easy. 475 00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:29,257 You know what we used to say in flight school? 476 00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:31,635 Fake it till you make it. 477 00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:37,182 You just gotta dig deep and man up... 478 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:38,517 ...or machine up... 479 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,560 ...or whatever. 480 00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:43,355 Seems like whatever I do, it's the wrong call. 481 00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:46,066 Are you feeling a teensy bit blue, Cyborg? 482 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:49,819 Here's a little song we used to sing back in Kansas. Always cheered me up. 483 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,949 Oh, a farmer needs a rake And a plow and a hoe 484 00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:56,701 And lots of pep and some zip And a tiny pinch of go 485 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:59,454 And get into his overalls And hat and shoes 486 00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:01,915 If he wants to lose The early morning blues 487 00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:03,124 Ha-ha. 488 00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:09,047 And then Superman sang me a song that I did not get at all. 489 00:34:09,214 --> 00:34:11,675 Oh, yes, I've heard that song before. 490 00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:13,552 I didn't get it either. 491 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:17,389 Listen, Vic, you look at your recent battles and see mistakes. 492 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:19,224 That's just your perception... 493 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,601 ...not necessarily the perception of others... 494 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:24,854 ...and certainly not my perception of you. 495 00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:27,607 You're a young hero with a lot going for you. 496 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:29,818 You just have to trust your instincts. 497 00:34:29,985 --> 00:34:33,530 Give yourself time to grow and believe in yourself. 498 00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:38,743 So you're saying I should really beef up my cybernetic components... 499 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:41,788 ...so I can then trust myself. 500 00:34:41,955 --> 00:34:44,291 Exact-- Wait, what? No. 501 00:34:44,457 --> 00:34:46,876 Thanks, Wonder Woman. That's exactly what I'll do. 502 00:34:47,043 --> 00:34:49,129 Right now. 503 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:56,970 I don't know why I didn't think of it before. Just gotta gear up. 504 00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:09,441 Booyah. 505 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:22,203 What's up, Batman? 506 00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:23,913 Mm. 507 00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:26,291 How you feeling, Hal? 508 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:31,546 I'm living the dream, Vic. And I'm doing it way better than Flash. 509 00:35:32,422 --> 00:35:35,592 - Batman. -Have a nice day. 510 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:42,390 Batman, I know this must sound strange... 511 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:45,143 ...but I think I just passed you twice, and I don't-- 512 00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:47,896 Perhaps if you concentrated on superheroing... 513 00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:50,649 ...instead of butting into other people's business... 514 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:52,859 ...you'd be a better Justice League member. 515 00:35:53,526 --> 00:35:56,404 Oh, right. Sorry. 516 00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:21,388 And that's how I learned... 517 00:36:21,554 --> 00:36:25,016 ...you should never milk a cow in the barn when the lights are off. 518 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,393 Hey, wait up. 519 00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,395 Hey, Batman, maybe that was meant... 520 00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:31,690 ...to be more constructive criticism when I passed you just now-- 521 00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:34,234 I didn't say anything when you walked by just now. 522 00:36:34,401 --> 00:36:36,903 Yes, you did. And you told me to butt out. 523 00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:38,488 Came off a little rude. 524 00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:41,825 Batman would never tell you to put your butt out. 525 00:36:41,991 --> 00:36:47,122 He may be the Dark Knight, but to me, he's the Polite Patrolman. 526 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:52,377 But that's not an official nickname. I came up with it myself. 527 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:56,589 You must be getting a double image in your cybernetic eye. Let me help. 528 00:37:00,969 --> 00:37:02,011 There. Better? 529 00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:05,890 We'll have to table this little chat until later. 530 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:13,982 It's that nuketron reactor that went online, the one the government hopes... 531 00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:16,359 ...will provide a solution to the world's energy needs. 532 00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:19,612 By Hippolyta's hairnet, the reactor is malfunctioning. 533 00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:21,531 It's in danger of a total meltdown. 534 00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:24,701 A core meltdown would endanger thousands of citizens. 535 00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:27,829 - What are your orders, Batman? -Let's go. 536 00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:39,466 There she blows. 537 00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:41,718 Get it? Because it's gonna blow up. 538 00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:45,889 Not now, Green Lantern. Cyborg, how long before the energy core melts down? 539 00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:54,147 This is strange. My readouts don't detect anything wrong. 540 00:37:54,314 --> 00:37:55,690 Everything looks normal. 541 00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:58,485 Time for an oil change, Tin Man? Look at that thing. 542 00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:01,946 That's about as normal as Batman smiling. 543 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:18,046 What are your orders, fearless leader? 544 00:38:18,213 --> 00:38:20,215 Cyborg and I will secure the perimeter. 545 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:23,885 Flash, you and Wonder Woman get the power plant crew out of that inferno. 546 00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:26,429 Superman and Hal, you're both immune to radiation. 547 00:38:26,596 --> 00:38:28,932 Stop the energy core from melting down... 548 00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:33,770 ...or else Metropolis becomes a lifeless radiation hot zone for the next 10,000 years. 549 00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:36,731 Ugh. That's a pep talk? 550 00:38:36,898 --> 00:38:39,567 Remind me to never attend your motivational seminars. 551 00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:41,778 Let's do this, guys. 552 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:45,907 Don't worry, fellas, I'll have you out of danger in a flash. 553 00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:47,116 Ooh. 554 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:48,326 Huh? 555 00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:55,625 Cassandra's corset, can't you see the danger you're in? 556 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:57,836 Huh? 557 00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:00,129 Hey, my sandwich. 558 00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:06,052 Batman, I'm still reading everything is normal. 559 00:39:06,219 --> 00:39:09,097 We'll deal with your software glitches when we get back. 560 00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:11,057 Superman, Hal, what do you see? 561 00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:15,854 The coolant pump between the water supply and reactor core is toast. 562 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:18,940 No wonder it's overheating. I'm on it. 563 00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:35,915 Reporting from inside the nuketron reactor. 564 00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:38,751 It looks as though this reactor will blow at any moment. 565 00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:42,088 Making this the greatest man-made catastrophe of all time. 566 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,967 I'd better get a Pulitzer for this. 567 00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:49,137 It's Lois. She's in the reactor. 568 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:53,224 Superman, help! 569 00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:58,146 There you go, Lois. 570 00:39:58,313 --> 00:40:00,356 Now let's get you out of here before-- 571 00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:02,150 Lois? 572 00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:11,492 Hal. 573 00:40:11,659 --> 00:40:14,037 Your coolant pump isn't working. 574 00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:16,289 Then you come pump it. 575 00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:22,629 Batman, the core temperature is hotter than the sun. 576 00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:25,548 We're in full meltdown. We have only about a minute... 577 00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:29,135 ...to stop the core from burning and irradiating Metropolis. 578 00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:32,388 - My sensors aren't-- -Cool the core to a safer temperature... 579 00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:34,724 ...long enough to get it out of the building. 580 00:40:34,891 --> 00:40:36,726 I'll do my best. 581 00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:46,527 Hal, help Superman get that core out of there. 582 00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,988 Already on it, Bats. 583 00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:15,473 Something's not right here. 584 00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:21,896 Hold steady. 585 00:41:22,647 --> 00:41:23,940 Get ready. 586 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,151 Here we go. 587 00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:40,415 Saved the day. 588 00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:42,250 Again. 589 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,920 Hey, you got it. Ha-ha-ha. 590 00:41:55,555 --> 00:41:57,432 Camera one. 591 00:41:57,598 --> 00:41:59,183 Camera two. 592 00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:01,644 Camera one. 593 00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:03,479 Camera two. 594 00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:05,898 Cyborg to Batman, something's funny here. 595 00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:08,943 And I mean funny "messed up," not funny "ha-ha-ha." 596 00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:11,904 There was never anything wrong with the reactor. 597 00:42:13,322 --> 00:42:16,367 I'm beginning to think you're right. 598 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,911 Aw, the nuketron reactor is finished. 599 00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:21,289 Why did you destroy our power plant? 600 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:24,125 - What are you, blind? -Ahem. 601 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:27,545 What my colleague means to say is that you may not have noticed... 602 00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:32,258 ...your new power plant was experiencing a meltdown? 603 00:42:32,425 --> 00:42:35,386 You know, now it does look a little less melty. 604 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:38,639 The only damage is the damage we inflicted ourselves. 605 00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:42,435 You and the league have just destroyed a multibillion-dollar power plant... 606 00:42:42,602 --> 00:42:45,938 ...that could've made Metropolis a world leader in energy production. 607 00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:49,567 - What do you have to say for yourselves? -Lois, you're okay. 608 00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:53,988 Okay? I'm livid, like everyone else on Earth. What do you say to your critics... 609 00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:57,492 ...who claim the Justice League has too much power and no oversight? 610 00:42:57,658 --> 00:43:01,788 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. What critics? -My daddy, for one. 611 00:43:01,954 --> 00:43:04,207 - He's your daddy? - Who's your daddy? 612 00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:06,167 I knew he was your daddy. 613 00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:09,754 There was no meltdown. The reactor was working fine. 614 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:11,422 Do you see, people? 615 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:14,842 We let super-powered goons run around unrestricted... 616 00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:17,720 ...and this is the type of thing that is bound to happen. 617 00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:20,973 I mean, just look at all the weapons on the robot one. 618 00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:22,809 They could go off at any moment. 619 00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:24,227 - Boo! - Weapons are evil! 620 00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:26,020 I don't like guns! 621 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:30,650 The so-called Justice League needs to pay for its crimes. 622 00:43:30,817 --> 00:43:34,028 They must be controlled before something worse takes place. 623 00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:37,031 We've been had. 624 00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:39,283 There was no meltdown. 625 00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:50,044 People, people, don't panic. 626 00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:52,964 This has apparently been one big misunderstanding. 627 00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:55,383 I just jumped in there. I hope you don't mind. 628 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:59,303 You're the people person. I'll let you run with this. 629 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,014 The Justice League is all about responsibility. 630 00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:04,517 I'm sure that once we've explained everything... 631 00:44:04,684 --> 00:44:06,811 ...the world court will happily find us-- 632 00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:10,606 - Guilty as charged. -What? 633 00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:13,317 For the charges of stink bombing Metropolis... 634 00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:15,778 ...attacking a top secret government facility... 635 00:44:15,945 --> 00:44:20,158 ...and wanton destruction nearly causing a nuclear meltdown... 636 00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:24,328 ...the Justice League is banished from the planet Earth. 637 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,455 Effective immediately. 638 00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:31,085 Down with the Justice League! 639 00:44:31,252 --> 00:44:33,629 I used to like them, but now I don't. 640 00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:37,383 Nice call letting the big blue Boy Scout speak for us. 641 00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:40,261 And that's why I voted for Wonder Woman. 642 00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:43,848 All right, this conspiracy has gone far enough. 643 00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:47,894 We have to get to the bottom of it. We're going dark. Off the grid. 644 00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:52,481 We'll work from the shadows to solve this mystery. Get ready to follow my lead and-- 645 00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:55,484 - Nope. -What are you doing? 646 00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:57,445 I'm the leader of the Justice League. 647 00:44:57,612 --> 00:45:00,406 You've made a point of following my orders. 648 00:45:00,573 --> 00:45:04,911 Not this time. The Justice League was formed to serve the people of the world. 649 00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:07,371 They overrule your authority, Batman. 650 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,582 If they want us gone, we go. 651 00:45:09,749 --> 00:45:11,959 Nice speech, alien. 652 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:15,296 Guards, get these heroes out of my sight. 653 00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:33,397 And so the world says goodbye and good riddance to the Justice League. 654 00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:41,781 Yes. All right. 655 00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:45,576 High five. Heh. 656 00:45:59,715 --> 00:46:02,426 Now, wipe away those tears, Cyborg. It's a big galaxy. 657 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,762 Stick with me and we'll have a blast. 658 00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:07,556 You know, I know a planet inhabited by broken toasters. 659 00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:10,935 Maybe we can find you a girlfriend. 660 00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:16,399 - I think you can let go of Batman now. -Hmm? 661 00:46:16,565 --> 00:46:19,068 Oh. Heh. Sorry about that, Batman. 662 00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:20,653 But the law is the law. 663 00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:24,949 We'll discuss your little mutiny later. Our job now is to gather evidence... 664 00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:27,493 ...prove we were framed and then return to Earth. 665 00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:32,581 I'm afraid returning to Earth is not an option. 666 00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:34,917 Sinestro. I'll make quick work of him. 667 00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:37,712 You call this quick? I'd be totally done by now. 668 00:46:39,088 --> 00:46:40,172 Right? 669 00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:44,051 I just came to give you a little farewell gift. 670 00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:46,804 I hope you kept the gift receipt, Sinestro. 671 00:46:52,935 --> 00:46:56,439 Keep firing. He'll have to keep up that shield and won't be able to attack. 672 00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:58,107 Think so? 673 00:46:58,274 --> 00:47:00,318 Meet my new best friend. 674 00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:04,238 It's called a Father Box. 675 00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:11,871 Doesn't this just bowl you over? 676 00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:16,417 Prepare to be flushed to the other side of the galaxy. 677 00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:26,177 Oh, I get it. Bowl. Flush. 678 00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:29,972 Like a toilet! 679 00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:40,900 And then I said: 680 00:47:41,067 --> 00:47:45,821 "Prepare to be flushed to the other side of the galaxy." 681 00:47:51,077 --> 00:47:52,995 I bet Flash didn't get it. 682 00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:05,633 Congratulations to us all. 683 00:48:05,925 --> 00:48:07,927 The Legion of Doom is victorious. 684 00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:11,013 And to the victors go the spoils. 685 00:48:12,473 --> 00:48:16,936 - The Earth is ours. - Yeah! 686 00:48:17,103 --> 00:48:18,312 Yes! 687 00:48:18,479 --> 00:48:22,066 As discussed earlier, we will be dividing up the loot. 688 00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:26,570 In this case, that means everything on Earth. 689 00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:29,198 I claim everything yellow. 690 00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:31,867 No way. Bananas are yellow. 691 00:48:32,034 --> 00:48:34,495 Well, you can have the green bananas. 692 00:48:34,662 --> 00:48:37,123 Is gold yellow? Because, you know, that's not fair. 693 00:48:37,289 --> 00:48:39,125 You can't just call all yellow. 694 00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:43,295 I call red. Everything red is mine. 695 00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:47,007 Rubies, lipstick, apples. 696 00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:49,802 The ocean's blue. 697 00:48:49,969 --> 00:48:53,514 - Everything in the ocean is mine. -Sinestro, as a bonus... 698 00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:55,891 ...why don't you treat yourself? 699 00:48:56,058 --> 00:49:00,104 Go destroy their Hall of Justice, so when the conquest begins... 700 00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:03,149 ...people will know they have no one to turn to. 701 00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:06,152 Heh-heh. Don't mind if I do. 702 00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:12,616 Lex, all this talk of conquest... 703 00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:16,745 ...of dividing this planet like the spoils of war... 704 00:49:16,912 --> 00:49:20,541 ...are we not liberators bringing freedom? 705 00:49:20,708 --> 00:49:23,961 Yes. Yes. Of course, J'onn. We are freeing them. 706 00:49:24,128 --> 00:49:26,464 We're freeing them of making their own decisions. 707 00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:30,301 Don't you worry your telepathic green head about it. Trust me. 708 00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:32,636 I Will. 709 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:34,972 For now. 710 00:49:40,561 --> 00:49:42,104 Problems with the Martian? 711 00:49:42,271 --> 00:49:43,814 He's catching on. 712 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:47,109 Fortunately, he's already served his purpose. 713 00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:50,112 Feel free to eliminate him permanently. 714 00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:53,824 Oh, the pizza's here. 715 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:18,224 We're caught in the gravity pull of that black hole. Hang tight. 716 00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:19,850 Hanging. 717 00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:30,611 Come on, baby. You got this. 718 00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:49,046 Ugh. I'm giving her all the willpower I've got, but I just can't escape its gravity. 719 00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:51,924 - You guys all right back there? - All right. 720 00:50:56,512 --> 00:50:57,721 Ow. 721 00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:59,807 Oh, poor friend. 722 00:51:00,266 --> 00:51:04,019 I shall sing the Themysciran song of dead heroes for you. 723 00:51:09,733 --> 00:51:12,695 No need to sing, Wonder Woman. 724 00:51:12,861 --> 00:51:14,029 He's just a dummy. 725 00:51:14,196 --> 00:51:16,448 That doesn't matter. He was our friend. 726 00:51:16,615 --> 00:51:18,909 No, that was Cy-bot. Huh. 727 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,537 No wonder he was acting weird ever since takeoff. 728 00:51:21,704 --> 00:51:23,914 Which leaves us with two questions: 729 00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:26,333 How do we get out of this jam... 730 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:29,461 ...and where is the real Cyborg? 731 00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:33,757 I hate to leave the guys in a lurch... 732 00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:36,176 ...but I know there was something fishy going on. 733 00:51:36,343 --> 00:51:38,637 There must be some clue here, but where? 734 00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:40,973 Where? Where? 735 00:51:42,474 --> 00:51:43,601 Ah! A clue. 736 00:51:44,184 --> 00:51:46,186 Some kind of weird alien tech. 737 00:51:46,353 --> 00:51:49,982 How'd this get here? Better check the security tapes. 738 00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:55,821 Huh? 739 00:51:59,908 --> 00:52:02,286 Oh, I know you. 740 00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:05,289 Aha! That's the thing I saw. 741 00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:08,917 I knew it couldn't have been some random green guy in red underwear. 742 00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:12,880 All I have to do is get this evidence out there and clear the Justice League. 743 00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:15,799 Clear them with who? 744 00:52:16,216 --> 00:52:20,846 Within a few hours, the Legion of Doom will have taken over the world. 745 00:52:21,263 --> 00:52:23,182 How sad for me. 746 00:52:23,349 --> 00:52:26,101 Only one member of the Justice League left... 747 00:52:26,268 --> 00:52:28,312 ...and it's the weakest one. 748 00:52:31,649 --> 00:52:36,904 I think you already know how this ends, don't you, half-man? 749 00:52:38,238 --> 00:52:40,491 You missed. 750 00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:54,338 Gotta keep moving. This evidence is more important than me getting payback. 751 00:53:06,892 --> 00:53:07,935 Whoa! 752 00:53:08,102 --> 00:53:10,688 Hey, that was Wonder Woman's Invisible Jet. 753 00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:15,192 Oh, when she finds out what you did, you are gonna be in so much trouble. 754 00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:17,611 She'll never find out... 755 00:53:17,778 --> 00:53:19,988 ...nor will the rest of the Justice League... 756 00:53:20,155 --> 00:53:23,409 ...because I flushed them all to the opposite side of the universe. 757 00:53:25,744 --> 00:53:28,914 I say flushed because I created this Wormhole, you see... 758 00:53:29,081 --> 00:53:31,417 ...and it resembled a-- 759 00:53:32,084 --> 00:53:33,961 You just had to be there. 760 00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:37,881 Go ahead, run. 761 00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:42,511 It'll make your final defeat all the more enjoyable. 762 00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:50,519 Gotta stay alive. Gotta find a way to stop the legion. 763 00:53:57,443 --> 00:54:00,821 What? The Justice League? 764 00:54:00,988 --> 00:54:02,322 Alive? 765 00:54:03,115 --> 00:54:05,367 What? What's he talking about? 766 00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:06,660 Impossible. 767 00:54:06,827 --> 00:54:09,037 Not impossible. 768 00:54:09,204 --> 00:54:11,373 - For me. -Ah! 769 00:54:11,707 --> 00:54:15,294 You are under my mental control, Sinestro. 770 00:54:15,461 --> 00:54:20,841 The only way to be set free is to do what I ask. 771 00:54:21,008 --> 00:54:24,595 You're the shape-shifter who set us up, aren't you? What'd you do to him? 772 00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:29,808 Martians, like me, have the ability to influence minds. 773 00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:32,186 Organic minds. 774 00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:34,646 Unlike yours, Cyborg. 775 00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:37,691 Oh, the power plant. 776 00:54:38,150 --> 00:54:40,444 Everyone else saw the plant malfunctioning... 777 00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:42,279 ...because you were making them see that. 778 00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:45,908 But my cyber-organic brain is immune to your powers. 779 00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:48,827 I still don't trust you. 780 00:54:48,994 --> 00:54:50,496 Please. Stop. 781 00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:52,206 I am here to help. 782 00:54:52,372 --> 00:54:55,125 Pfft. Like you helped the Justice League get banished? 783 00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:58,462 The world is an all-you-can-conquer buffet for the Legion of Doom. 784 00:54:58,629 --> 00:55:01,715 I was tricked. 785 00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:04,635 Lex Luthor freed me from Area 52. 786 00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:07,805 I thought he was a liberator. 787 00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:12,559 I let my thirst for vengeance cloud my judgment. 788 00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:15,479 Please, let me make this right. 789 00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:17,397 I want to help you. 790 00:55:17,564 --> 00:55:22,778 - How? -I have some thoughts. 791 00:55:24,738 --> 00:55:31,203 Finally. Vanuatu, Vietnam, Venezuela, Virgin Islands... 792 00:55:31,370 --> 00:55:37,042 ...Yemen, Zambia and Zimbabwe will go to Captain Cold. 793 00:55:37,209 --> 00:55:40,712 Wait, what? Why do I have to get the end of the alphabet? 794 00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:44,675 Grodd, you pedantic primate. You've bored the Legion of Doom to sleep. 795 00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,051 Enough of this. 796 00:55:46,218 --> 00:55:48,929 Let the conquest of the Earth begin. 797 00:56:14,454 --> 00:56:19,334 - Wow, look at all of this. -lmpressive technology. 798 00:56:25,257 --> 00:56:29,303 All right, Sinestro, time to un-flush the Justice League. 799 00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:33,098 Heh-heh-heh. Flush. That's a good one. 800 00:56:43,775 --> 00:56:47,321 Unh. It's working. Keep pouring it on. 801 00:56:47,487 --> 00:56:51,658 The Javelin is a state-of-the-art spacecraft. 802 00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:55,787 Never thought we'd have to get out and push. 803 00:56:57,998 --> 00:57:00,709 Athena's fallen arches, our way home. 804 00:57:00,876 --> 00:57:03,003 Everyone, heave. 805 00:57:23,023 --> 00:57:24,191 Yeah! 806 00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:26,234 Ya)'- 807 00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:32,741 Mm. 808 00:57:42,209 --> 00:57:43,669 You summoned me? 809 00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:46,755 No doubt to heap praise upon my brilliant execution... 810 00:57:46,922 --> 00:57:48,924 ...of our plan to end the Justice League? 811 00:57:49,091 --> 00:57:52,052 Remember your place, human. 812 00:57:52,386 --> 00:57:56,348 You haven't completed your end of the agreement yet. 813 00:57:56,515 --> 00:58:02,187 To ensure our victory, I have provided a few more gifts. 814 00:58:03,063 --> 00:58:04,106 Huh? 815 00:58:08,110 --> 00:58:11,863 Who knew Lex had robo-monkeys up his sleeve? 816 00:58:12,030 --> 00:58:14,032 Color me impressed. 817 00:58:14,199 --> 00:58:16,368 Forward, my legions. 818 00:58:16,535 --> 00:58:18,954 The city will soon be ours. 819 00:58:19,121 --> 00:58:23,417 And as goes Metropolis, so goes the world. 820 00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:28,380 We lead the world and there's no doubt 821 00:58:28,547 --> 00:58:30,757 When there's no work We play and shout 822 00:58:31,299 --> 00:58:34,970 - Yeah! -Hello, former rulers of the world. 823 00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:37,389 It's Lex Luthor. 824 00:58:37,556 --> 00:58:39,224 Is it Luther or Luthor? 825 00:58:39,391 --> 00:58:43,562 I, Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mind of our time... 826 00:58:43,729 --> 00:58:46,314 ...and the leader of the nefarious Legion of Doom... 827 00:58:46,481 --> 00:58:49,735 ...declare the immediate surrender of the world's governments. 828 00:58:49,901 --> 00:58:51,737 If you refuse... 829 00:58:51,903 --> 00:58:57,451 ...well, let's just say Metropolis is about to be a cautionary tale. 830 00:59:08,962 --> 00:59:10,797 Okay, here's the plan. 831 00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:13,842 Hal, you, Flash and Wonder Woman take out the Hall of Doom. 832 00:59:14,009 --> 00:59:16,928 Superman and I will stop Grodd and the forces on the ground. 833 00:59:17,095 --> 00:59:20,557 - What about me? -I need you to stay in the hall, Cyborg. 834 00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:24,561 Hold down the fort. And also keep an eye on this Martian. 835 00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:29,566 I told you, Batman, I am not a threat. 836 00:59:29,733 --> 00:59:31,068 So you say. 837 00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:35,614 But you did impersonate us, frame us, and cause our banishment from Earth. 838 00:59:35,781 --> 00:59:38,950 Yes, but other than that... 839 00:59:39,117 --> 00:59:40,911 Batman, I wanna go with you. 840 00:59:41,078 --> 00:59:45,791 Cyborg, by going rogue, like I wanted to... 841 00:59:45,957 --> 00:59:47,292 ...you saved us all. 842 00:59:47,459 --> 00:59:51,505 But right now, I need you to make sure Sinestro and the Martian stay put. 843 00:59:51,671 --> 00:59:53,131 Can you do that, soldier? 844 00:59:55,467 --> 00:59:57,260 Yes, sir. 845 01:00:06,978 --> 01:00:09,356 Victory is ours! 846 01:00:09,523 --> 01:00:11,775 - Not quite. - What? 847 01:00:15,570 --> 01:00:16,655 Don't worry, Grodd. 848 01:00:16,822 --> 01:00:20,450 You can have all the bananas you want in Blackgate Prison. 849 01:00:21,159 --> 01:00:22,577 Destroy him. 850 01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:40,595 Ha-ha. Little did you suspect that I designed the Bat-gorilla battle suit... 851 01:00:40,762 --> 01:00:43,181 ...for just such an occasion. 852 01:00:48,019 --> 01:00:49,062 Ah. Ha-ha-ha. 853 01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,235 Shooting a man in the back? 854 01:00:55,402 --> 01:00:58,155 I thought you were more evolved than that, Grodd. 855 01:00:58,655 --> 01:00:59,698 Huh? 856 01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:09,749 Luthor, we have company. 857 01:01:11,459 --> 01:01:14,921 Ah! The Justice League. I thought we ended them. 858 01:01:15,088 --> 01:01:18,341 Why won't they just stay ended? 859 01:01:20,385 --> 01:01:22,137 Let me show you how it's done. 860 01:01:22,304 --> 01:01:24,556 I'd have to have eyes in the back of my head... 861 01:01:24,723 --> 01:01:27,225 ...since I'll be way ahead of you. 862 01:01:39,654 --> 01:01:42,908 I'll consider this a net victory. 863 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:54,419 Enjoy your time on the bench, Flash. 864 01:01:56,671 --> 01:02:00,050 Watch a real player score some points. 865 01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:02,260 So you like to play games, huh? 866 01:02:03,678 --> 01:02:04,846 Game on. 867 01:02:05,013 --> 01:02:07,098 Fifteen. Thirty. Forty. 868 01:02:07,265 --> 01:02:09,392 I'm on fire today. 869 01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:12,020 Let me cool you off with an ice pack. 870 01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:17,901 Huh? Aah! 871 01:02:21,238 --> 01:02:24,115 Heh-heh. Looks like you should've warmed up. Zero points. 872 01:02:24,282 --> 01:02:27,244 Flash escaping? Ten points. 873 01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:29,496 No, no, no, I had 40. 874 01:02:29,663 --> 01:02:32,999 Plus escape from ice, so that's an extra 15. 875 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:38,463 I've got a little surprise for you, Wonder Woman. 876 01:02:42,968 --> 01:02:46,888 Uh, that wasn't the surprise. This is the surprise. 877 01:02:53,395 --> 01:02:56,022 We're out of surprises. How do we stop her? 878 01:02:56,189 --> 01:02:59,859 By exploiting her one weakness: her compassion. 879 01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:13,456 You missed, Lex. 880 01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:14,958 Did I? 881 01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:36,771 No. The animal hospital. 882 01:03:36,938 --> 01:03:38,189 Oh, we should run. 883 01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:41,151 I would, but I'm frozen with fear. 884 01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:49,701 Five hundred points. 885 01:03:49,868 --> 01:03:52,329 Six hundred points. 886 01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:59,002 You're less fun than a barrel of monkeys. 887 01:04:02,422 --> 01:04:04,924 How many of these are there, any--? 888 01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:09,763 No. Kryptonite. 889 01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:15,852 Hold on, Superman. I'm coming. 890 01:04:30,617 --> 01:04:33,161 The Hall of Doom was specifically designed... 891 01:04:33,328 --> 01:04:37,457 ...to withstand your powers and exploit your weaknesses. 892 01:04:37,624 --> 01:04:43,922 It is only a matter of time before it defeats the entire Justice League. 893 01:04:44,089 --> 01:04:47,926 Not the entire league, my green friend. I have an idea. 894 01:04:54,766 --> 01:04:58,019 What's happening to the Hall of Justice? 895 01:04:58,186 --> 01:05:00,772 I gave it an upgrade. It's my hobby. 896 01:05:07,278 --> 01:05:09,781 Three, two, one. 897 01:05:09,948 --> 01:05:11,282 Hold on. 898 01:05:50,363 --> 01:05:51,531 Yoo-hoo! 899 01:05:51,698 --> 01:05:53,158 anybody home? 900 01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:55,493 What? Stop this transmission. 901 01:05:55,660 --> 01:05:56,995 Where is it coming from? 902 01:05:57,162 --> 01:06:00,582 Luthor, I'm picking up something big flying towards us. 903 01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:02,083 On the screen. 904 01:06:04,836 --> 01:06:07,297 No. It can't be. 905 01:06:19,726 --> 01:06:22,270 Look, it's a giant bird. 906 01:06:22,437 --> 01:06:24,147 No, it's a plane. 907 01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:26,649 Well, it certainly isn't Superman. 908 01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:28,860 He seems to be taking a nap. 909 01:06:29,027 --> 01:06:31,196 I could use a nap. 910 01:06:33,531 --> 01:06:34,866 Cyborg. 911 01:06:40,705 --> 01:06:42,373 Now let's show them what we got. 912 01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:44,501 And we got style. 913 01:06:49,088 --> 01:06:52,008 Launch disco missiles. 914 01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:09,692 Unhand our duly elected leader, Grodd. 915 01:07:10,652 --> 01:07:11,694 Huh? 916 01:07:17,325 --> 01:07:20,286 Good to know you have my back when it counts, Superman. 917 01:07:20,453 --> 01:07:22,914 Looks like Cyborg had all our backs. 918 01:07:23,081 --> 01:07:26,209 He'll make a great leader someday. 919 01:07:26,417 --> 01:07:28,253 Let's go. 920 01:07:32,173 --> 01:07:34,592 Shoot everything we've got at them. Fire. 921 01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:41,224 Star shield, activate. 922 01:07:51,985 --> 01:07:55,154 I call this my in-your-face finale. 923 01:07:56,281 --> 01:07:58,783 Booyah! Booyah! 924 01:08:11,713 --> 01:08:13,881 Come on. 925 01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:28,730 I got to the pet hospital first. Nine hundred points. 926 01:08:28,896 --> 01:08:31,065 Wow, Wonder Woman, that looks pretty heavy. 927 01:08:31,232 --> 01:08:32,317 Even for you. 928 01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:38,906 Use your heat vision to seal the cracks in the building. 929 01:08:39,073 --> 01:08:40,742 Great idea. 930 01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:50,585 Don't worry, the birds are safe. 931 01:08:50,752 --> 01:08:52,378 That's a thousand points. 932 01:08:52,545 --> 01:08:54,672 Birds? Ha! I've saved cats. 933 01:08:54,839 --> 01:08:56,215 That's 5000 points. 934 01:08:56,382 --> 01:08:59,719 Are you kidding me? Dogs. I've saved dogs. 935 01:08:59,886 --> 01:09:01,304 One million points. 936 01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:04,807 This ridiculous one-upsmanship has gone on long enough. 937 01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,435 We help people because it's the right thing to do. 938 01:09:07,602 --> 01:09:10,938 True heroes do not keep score. 939 01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:14,442 - Ugh. She's right, you know. -Yeah. 940 01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:18,488 But I'm totally better at not keeping score than you. 941 01:09:18,655 --> 01:09:19,697 Nuh-uh. 942 01:09:24,327 --> 01:09:26,496 Oh, no, you don't. 943 01:09:32,669 --> 01:09:35,254 You aren't going anywhere. 944 01:09:35,421 --> 01:09:39,175 Please, leave this to me. 945 01:09:48,601 --> 01:09:50,269 Yipe! 946 01:10:00,863 --> 01:10:02,865 That was so cool. 947 01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:05,159 Looks like you always get your man. 948 01:10:05,326 --> 01:10:08,204 Like you're some kind of Martian manhunter. 949 01:10:09,455 --> 01:10:13,000 Hmm. I like it. 950 01:10:13,167 --> 01:10:15,586 One last hunt. 951 01:10:16,462 --> 01:10:18,589 But-- But-- But I freed you. 952 01:10:18,756 --> 01:10:21,926 If it wasn't for me, you'd still be held prisoner. 953 01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:27,348 For that, I am grateful. 954 01:10:27,515 --> 01:10:30,476 So you'll let me go? 955 01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:37,400 Yes, but I'm afraid they may not. 956 01:10:48,786 --> 01:10:50,371 Yay, Justice League! 957 01:10:50,538 --> 01:10:54,751 - Sorry we exiled you guys. Our bad. - All right! 958 01:10:54,917 --> 01:10:56,043 Well, that's that. 959 01:10:56,210 --> 01:10:59,964 Guess it'll be quite a while before the Legion of Doom can make any trouble. 960 01:11:00,131 --> 01:11:01,549 Yes, that's true. 961 01:11:01,924 --> 01:11:04,051 Thanks to you, Cyborg. 962 01:11:04,218 --> 01:11:06,846 We're all alive, and the Earth is out of danger... 963 01:11:07,013 --> 01:11:10,308 ...because you trusted your instincts. 964 01:11:10,475 --> 01:11:12,101 Good job. 965 01:11:24,363 --> 01:11:26,574 As for you, I couldn't be more sorry... 966 01:11:26,741 --> 01:11:29,076 ...for the way this planet treated you when you arrived. 967 01:11:29,243 --> 01:11:33,414 But sometimes we're a bit suspicious of things we haven't seen before. 968 01:11:33,998 --> 01:11:37,168 Our fearless leader used to think the same of me. 969 01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:40,505 Please know that was just one narrow individual. 970 01:11:40,671 --> 01:11:43,007 The people of Earth can be very welcoming. 971 01:11:43,174 --> 01:11:48,095 According to the bylaws of the league, I'm only leader for another 37 seconds. 972 01:11:48,262 --> 01:11:50,640 Then it'll be time for another election. 973 01:11:51,015 --> 01:11:53,309 You've still got my vote, Bats. 974 01:11:53,476 --> 01:11:58,105 My final act as leader is to offer a Justice League membership... 975 01:11:58,272 --> 01:11:59,565 ...to our new ally. 976 01:11:59,732 --> 01:12:03,861 Really? Well, in that case, welcome to the team. 977 01:12:05,279 --> 01:12:11,077 It appears I not only have a new planet... 978 01:12:11,244 --> 01:12:13,913 ...but a new family. 979 01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:16,541 Yeah! 980 01:12:16,707 --> 01:12:19,293 Let's party! 981 01:12:22,713 --> 01:12:24,215 Not so fast. 982 01:12:24,382 --> 01:12:28,177 I'm holding you all personally responsible for this damage. 983 01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:29,887 Manhunter. 984 01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:31,430 And if you don't-- 985 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:38,104 Cy-bot lives to party. 986 01:12:46,028 --> 01:12:48,906 All right. Boogie. 987 01:13:07,675 --> 01:13:08,968 Hmm. 988 01:13:11,554 --> 01:13:12,847 Hmm. 989 01:13:15,016 --> 01:13:16,309 Come in, Darkseid. 990 01:13:16,475 --> 01:13:18,519 This is Lex Luthor to Darkseid. 991 01:13:20,605 --> 01:13:23,441 Darkseid hears you, human. 992 01:13:23,608 --> 01:13:24,942 It's about time. 993 01:13:25,109 --> 01:13:26,569 I want out of here. 994 01:13:26,736 --> 01:13:28,154 Of course you do, Luthor. 995 01:13:28,321 --> 01:13:29,655 What is that to me? 996 01:13:29,822 --> 01:13:33,075 I gave you the tools you needed and more. 997 01:13:33,242 --> 01:13:36,037 Still you failed. 998 01:13:36,203 --> 01:13:38,372 Darkseid, you must help me. 999 01:13:38,539 --> 01:13:42,084 No. I need do nothing for you. 1000 01:13:43,336 --> 01:13:45,212 But if I want the Earth... 1001 01:13:45,379 --> 01:13:50,092 ...and the accursed Justice League destroyed... 1002 01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:54,972 ...then I must reach across the aisle. 1003 01:13:55,222 --> 01:14:00,436 For the enemy of my enemy is my friend.